STATUS: PORN STAR
SEXUALITY: FEMALE-ORIENTED BISEXUAL More Info
I first saw Parker London at Suite 703, in a scene with Drew Cutler (love Drew!). Immediately, I was smitten. He's tall, husky, tattoo sleeve for me to lick, gorgeous face that looks good with or without facial hair; he has a nice smile and he's funny --- hilarious, actually. I love that his aristocratic face clashes with his tattoo sleeve. After watching his scene with Drew, I knew had to see more Parker London. After viewing a few more of his scenes, I was a fan.
Almost everything about Parker London is perfect ... except his penis size. It's small. Like, get-you-home-all-hot-and-bothered-and-unzip-his-pants-and-cry small. I mean, it's an effective penis, but a man this hulky should have a cock to match. But that is something he cannot change, so I don't particularly hold it against him.
GRADE: B+
Brilliantly Funny. Generally laid back but can also be anxious. Nice but with a touch of angst. Private. Often conflicted. Might be prone to needing ... er ... "enhancements". Probably still finding himself. Sexuality issues. Probably will end up gay in his 40s or 50s. May occasionally experience feelings of failure or stagnation and likely gets a symbolic tattoo to resolve such feelings. Needs a creative outlet to channel conflicting emotions and thoughts.
[HIS BODY]
GRADE: A
Hips rise high. Long legs. Great chest (shaved). Defined arms and back. Can be chiseled with lots of effort. Prone to fat storage. Thick waist. Great profile. Nice ass (slightly squared). Stomach will need Jesus or Photoshop to ever be completely ripped (but I LOVE it). Wonderfully flexible ankles. Very short GOOCH. Great shoulders. Suckable nipples. No Dimples of Venus. Back arch is passable. Body is more suited for topping. Fingernails always appear to be manicured and painted with a nude polish.
BOTTOMING: B
BEST POSITION: Missionary - Can cum while being fucked
BEST POSITION: Missionary - Can cum while being fucked
I like Parker as a bottom, although I often get the feeling he doesn't always exactly enjoy it. His penis is rarely hard when getting fucked (DON'T FUCKING BOMBARD ME WITH "Oh, that doesn't matter, my dick is soft all the time when getting pounded" BULLSHIT. It matters!) and pain registers on his face quite a bit. There are moments where he appears to be loving the cock in his ass. See his Cocksure Men scene with Jeremy Bilding. Parker cums THREE FUCKING TIMES in it. If anything, I like to see him bottom just to hear his "fuck, fuck, fuck!"utterance. He's verbal when getting fucked which I also like a lot: "Fuck that ass" is a favorite line. He makes very little eye contact with his top while getting fucked, and his eyes are usually closed.
TOPPING: A
I like Parker as a top for two reasons: his body looks great in fuck motion and he's engaging (grabbing the bottom's cock, verbal, some kissing). His dick stays relatively hard.
TOPPING: A
I like Parker as a top for two reasons: his body looks great in fuck motion and he's engaging (grabbing the bottom's cock, verbal, some kissing). His dick stays relatively hard.
ORAL SKILLS: C-
Sucking cock is Parker's biggest flaw. His technique is to use his hands to shorten the length of the cock probably because he has a sensitive gag reflex. Then again, he likes to work the head of the cock because he has a fascination with the frenulum. Whatever the case may be, I don't like too much hand action when someone is sucking cock. My other gripe with his oral skills is he always looks as if he is sucking cock for the first time; it's like he can't get the rhythm right. I do, however, like when he is throat fucked --- he shuts his eyes tightly and looks like he is about to die. Fun! Again, he makes barely any eye contact, which I fucking hate! He probably uses his teeth, too. I give him a "C-" because at least he acts like he likes sucking cock. The best blowjob I've seen Parker give so far is in his scene with Nikko Alexander at Suite 703.
CUM SHOTS: B+
Usually explosive with medium to small output. He gets very verbal when he is about to cum --- often urging his his body to "give me that cum" while rubbing the length of his torso frantically.
CUM SHOTS: B+
Usually explosive with medium to small output. He gets very verbal when he is about to cum --- often urging his his body to "give me that cum" while rubbing the length of his torso frantically.
[STATS TOTALLY BASED ON CONJECTURE]
Height: 6'+
Weight: Between 200-220-lbs
Hair Color: Ashy Brown
Eye Color: Green
Penis Size: 5 inches
Foreskin: No
Tattoos: Yes. Get the fuck over it
Education: Likely entered college but didn't finish
Weight: Between 200-220-lbs
Hair Color: Ashy Brown
Eye Color: Green
Penis Size: 5 inches
Foreskin: No
Tattoos: Yes. Get the fuck over it
Education: Likely entered college but didn't finish
[MESSAGE FOR PARKER]
I know you like to keep your distance from the social networking side of gay porn ... and it's pissing me off! Get a fucking Twitter already! What are you afraid of? You can talk about Nietzsche and shitty bands. I don't care. I'll read whatever you write. And you SHOULD have your own site, but I get the feeling you're not "reliable" enough for that type of commitment. Anyway, I think you're a wonderful performer but I would like to see you make more eye contact, practice oral on a dildo and, most importantly, FINISH YOUR FUCKING SLEEVE!
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Parker London's Gay Demon Interview
Parker London's Lucas Entertainment Interview
Parker London's Jetset Men Interview
Parker London's Lucas Entertainment Interview
Parker London's Jetset Men Interview
2 comments:
I'm a girl from the Czech Republic and I really like Parker and agree with most of this :-)
Maybe he doesn't make eye contact because he really isn't into men all that much. I've seen him in some Femdom shoots and this man clearly is VERY turned on by women. No problem with eye contact at all.
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